III. Viennese Rope Festival – NMHW was there!

NMHW was at the Viennese Rope Festival – and it was a great experience! Because I was not allowed to photograph the people there, you will have to wait for the official photos to come out. Until then a nice pic I found on the internet some time ago and some photos of the Ottakringer Brewery, made by my hand, where the festival took place. I specifically looked for options to hang sexy naked men ;)


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NMHW Video Challenge :)

tumblr_mb804yNuQc1rfz9uso1_500Remember “Lost in Translation”, the scene where Bill Murray is waiting for Scarlett Johansson in the club? That’s how I got to know the Peaches. I think this song is super sexy, but… there is no sexy video for us girls to accompany the music…

How about one of you create an erotic video with steamy hot (hetero!) guys to go with the song? I will post it here on NMHW :)

Are all men going to need a Red Room? The Fifty Shades hype continues…


Scene of “Fifty Shades of Grey”

On the 12th of February the movie Fifty Shades of Grey premiered in the Austrian cinemas. There was the option to obtain special Ladies Night tickets, including an alcoholic beverage and – if I am not mistaken – a massage oil of the official product line Fifty Shades of Grey – why not the Beginners Bondage Kit, I wondered… Even though it would probably have been a waste of money, I did mean to go and see this hype for myself. Due to illness I was bound to the couch though  – more or less willingly, sadly without cuffs or a rope ;)

barbie bondage

“Barbie, Mr Grey will see you now…”

No, I still have not read the book. It is kind of hard to get motivated when an author such as Sir Salman Rushdie says “I’ve never read anything so badly written that got published. It made Twilight look like War and Peace.” But I will give it a go. If he has read it, I should too :) The movie I will watch as well. Not because I expect much of it, but because I want my opinion on the story being well-founded. From what I have heard about it, I am not optimistic. In fact, I am concerned. The austrian news covered the premiere and showed how many people were at the cinema that very first evening. At some point they showed a young couple. I estimate they were both maybe 16-17 years old. The girl beamed and said: “Who would not want to see a movie about romance, love and sex?” The boy looked like he wanted to disappear, or as we say in Holland, like a farmer with a toothache.  “Stupid girl, you have no clue what you are talking about“, I thought. And the very next thought: “What is it you’re thinking, you poor guy…“.


BDSM basic equipment

When I was a teenager there was no internet at home or at school. There was no hidden porn, at least not that I knew of. I could only look in a dirty magazine in a shop or secretly read Turkish Delight by Jan Wolkers or Sexus by Henry Miller, two books that were rather high up on my mother’s bookshelf. When I asked my mother what having sex with a man was like, she said: it is like eating toast with smoked salmon – which I knew she enjoyed at least every once in a while (the smoked salmon that is) but did not make it any more clear to me.

Nowadays young people have the internet, youporn.com and movies like Fifty Shades of Grey to get an impression what intercourse is like, c.q. what sex for two is supposed to be. I do not have a problem with teenagers informing themselves. Sexual curiosity does not necessarily kill the cat. But I do think they should have some guidance as to what is reality and what is fantasy. When it comes to Fifty Shades of Grey, I feel young men could get under a lot of pressure. More pressure. Since not only women but also teenage girls supposedly go nuts over this rich-guy-wants-to-whip-a-virgin-girl-because-that-is-the-kind-of-sex-that-works-for-him-fantasy, I as a boy would seriously start to wonder if that is what I am supposed to do with/to my girlfriend. There is already the whole losing-your-virginty-stress, STI-stress, performance stress, peer pressure and now a guy also has to consider bringing some cuffs, a whip and spanking cream to a date…?


Indeed! :)

Romance is a candle light dinner, having a moonlight stroll, picking daisies together, him doing the dishes and hanging up the laundry or she bringing out the garbage for a change. BDSM (Bondage & Discipline with Sadism & Masochism) contains a variety of erotic, sexual games or practices, involving submission and dominance based on mutual trust. It can be something people like to experiment with from time to time, or an integrated part in every day life. Whatever the girl in the cinema has been fantasizing about, it has nothing to do with that.

I can only say my heart goes out to all young, unexperienced men out there, who have to deal with this nonesense…

Oh, all you superficial girls who dream of falling in love with a rich man: you do not deserve to get properly spanked in the first place! :p

The Secretary: now that’s a good movie on the topic!

For those of you who like it… big…

After some time I have received a couple of pictures of naked men again.
Although I do consider the second picture of Scott – who used to work as a tantra healer btw – quite pornographic indeed, I decide to share it with you nonetheless and see how you ladies like it c.q. if you’d like to see more of that. I certainly like the first one! Anyway, ladies, please feel free to comment – decently!


Scott, photographer and tantric healer, with pants…



And here obviously without ;) Want more of him: omgnakedandlonesome.tumblr.com


Finally we know: 13,24 cm is the worldwide average!

size_penis_statueWhen it comes to the male body, the only thing men really seem to be concerned about – apart from not having a six pack maybe – is the size of their penis. “Size matters” they say. Who is ‘they’ – and is it really true? What is small, what is big and what is average?

Let’s start with some facts. Today I have received information about a recent study concerning the average erect penis size. Worldwide the penis sizes of 15.000 men have been compaired. This is the result:

The average length of an erect penis is 13,24 cm. That is about 1 cm shorter that a regular ballpoint, by the way.

The average width of an erect penis is 11,66 cm. That is almost 1,5 cm less than the width of an empty toilet paper roll. Yes, I messured it personally :)

Now, the average depth of a vagina is about 8 to 10 cm. When the woman is aroused it may be 12 cm deep tops. Conclusion: an erect penis with a length between 8 to 12 cm suffices perfectly.

When it comes to penis width I do admit it is a different story. A slender penis could be more of a problem than a shorter one. Why? Because most nerv endings are at the entrance of the vagina and the vulva. That means a certain penis width does generate more friction and therefore more pleasure for her. But then there are women who do not want a thick penis, simply because their vagina is not that wide. Not many people seem to realize that vagina’s also have different sizes! Some women can hardly put in a tampon, others have no problem inserting an eggplant…

penis_happy_womanSo dear men, please don’t think you need to have a 20 cm erection to make a woman’s dream come true. It is a myth! The only reason you think that is because of the pornography you watch. You compair yourself to the exception, to a fantasy that I am sure does not comply with the female perspective. Yes, some women may prefer a bigger erect penis because they have a wider vagina (or because they get more moist than the average woman and as a result of that feel less during intercourse – also something one has to take into consideration!). But in gereral, we are perfectly happy with average – as long as the guy knows what to do with it ;)

In the end, it is all about finding a partner that fits to you – in the widest (or tightest) sense of the word.


“It is not the size of the boat that matters, it’s the motion of the ocean.”