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No need to explain why we like this picture, or? 
ESPECIALLY FOR LADY LU 
Of course, Lady Lu and I have better toy suggestions than the classic anal plug that your see on this photo. For more information about anal toys and prostate massages, see the previous NMHW posts:
The Anal Side… of Men
Popo Pleasure – Think Big, Start Small
My colleagues and I do not have an explanation for the phenomenon. Maybe it is just coincidence. Maybe not. The fact is that there are days in the boutique that seem to be dominated by a theme, a label or a certain group of customers. There are days where we are mostly visited by women who want to have love balls to train their pelvic base. On another day people are primarily interested in Lelo products. At least once a week it is Lesbian Day – usually that’s on Saturday. And there are days where mainly men seem to be in an erotic shopping mood. It is the men-days that I enjoy most, because let’s be honest here: male customers in a sex shop are fun.
Cover image of the book 'Bend Over Boyfriend'
This past week, to my delight, we had a men-day. As a result I was all prepped for getting anal on their asses. For you know my mission: no man leaves the shop without having discussed male anal festivities. Okay, this does not always work. If he just wants to buy some stockings for the lady, I won’t suggest to buy a plug for his own pleasure as well. But there are situations where me mentioning the joys of prostate orgasms suits. On rare occasions, I have a hetero sexual man in the shop who starts the discussion himself.
Harness De Luxe, Dos santos
On this particular day a man about my age entered the shop and came to me with a question about dildos. His girlfriend had visited us the week before and had bought a strap-on. She did not buy a dildo to match, because she felt he had to do that himself. Good thinking, by the way! And so he was there and wanted some advice. He liked a few models, but one had a face and the others were quite thick. That’s when the question came if I could recommend one.
Share, by Fun Factory
The idea of a strap-on never appealed to me. I always thought a woman wearing such a device looked kind of stupid. But, if you are a woman who wants to penetrate either a female or a male partner, you don’t have many alternatives. There is the Share by the Fun Factory, which is good because the one wearing it is also being stimulated. But the part the ‘penetrator’ has inserted in the vagina can be too thick to feel comfortable, or too thin to hold. Therefore, after long consideration, I decided to give the strap-on a try. That was just a bit over one week ago. I chose a red leather harness by Dos Santos and took it home. Bandito had been waiting in my toy drawer long enough now.
Bandito, by Fun Factory
For the sake of not freaking out any of my or my partners friends, I will leave out the details of how wonderful it was and get back to my customer. My recommendation? Bandito, because this dildo is not too big or too thick, and has a bent shape. Bent toys means they are good for the G-spot and for the prostate. His next question: “Have you had good feedback from other customers?” Oh yes.
I told him that I had actually tried it out myself just the weekend before. Thanks to me blushing, he could tell I was not lying. So off he went with Bandito in his pocket. Before he left, he said he would be trying it out on the weekend to come. I wished him lots of pleasure and after he had gone, shared this rare but positive experience with my colleague, S.
The next day the man came back.
“Hi,” he said. “I was wondering if I could ask you another question?”
Of course he could.
“What position was your husband in?”
My heart started to go medieval on me. Not because of the intimicy of the question, but because of calling my partner my husband. The idea makes me go all wooshy Yes, I am in love!
I told him all positions are possible and adviced him to simply experiment, explore und use his imagination. He thought a bit about this, said that this was indeed the best thing to do, thanked me and left.
Now it is Sunday – the weekend where he and his girlfriend are having their first strap-on party. I am sitting behind my desk with a smile on my face. Lucky man! Cool woman!
Photographer: Günter Hofstädter - Notice the Austrian flag...
It’s not an easy thing to find the right man, not to mention when it is dark… How to pick Mr Good out of all the evil creatures that wander through the night of October 30th?
We have a shiny tip for all the men who want to be found easier tonight – and for women to have a good excuse to look below the waist. It is called Night Light. Switch it on, guys!
Night Light 'Glow in the Dark' Condoms
Honestly, the Chippendales are not the type of men that make us go ‘Wow!’ The Chippendales Diva on the other hand…
This handsome pleasure object does not only have the looks, it knows how to perform. Read more about it on the Love Fun Play website.
Convinced? Now let us give you a little insider’s information: if you subscribe to Filament Magazine before the 5th of November, you could be the lucky winner of a Chippendales Diva and have it all to yourself!
Just imagine a cold, dark winter’s night, being all comfortable on the couch, a copy of Filament on your lap and a Chippendales Diva ready to show you what seduction is all about.
Aha… oh… mhh…
Working in a boutique that sells erotic ‘lifestyle’ products for women and those who love women, means my knowledge on what comes out on the market needs to be up to date. I am therefore very thankful when people send me messages with information about the newest pleasurable inventions, like the Form 3 by JIMMYJANE. Thanks, Andy!
Form 3 does not look very erotic – in fact, it looks a bit like a computer mouse, doesn’t it?- but when you take a few minutes to watch the commercial video, which in my opinion is well made, you will get an idea of what this waterproof, rechargeable vibrator is capable of. Or?
The video focusses on the female pleasure zones. At some point during the explanation though, the friendly female voice mentions that Form 3 is also ideal for ‘couple sex’. Oh, aha, now it is getting interesting!
“During sex Form 3 is slender enough to be held between your bodies, so that the lip(?) vibrates against the clitoris. Feel free to experiment what feels best for the both of you.”
Okay, that with the clitoris is obvious. I can imagine how this can be particularly fun for two ladies .
But how about a hetero sexual couple? Of just a man? I see options… Aren’t they mentioned because we don’t talk about the penis, the testicles and the perineum in a commercial video or advertisement, or is it just lack of imagination? I hope the latter.
P.S: gonna get me – us – one anyway 
Thanks to the fifth issue of Filament Magazine, I know where I will order my next naughty toy (if the boyfriend is nice, he might get a present too): Luxotiq!
The products simply look beautiful. Being a bit of an expert, I am convinced they are not only pleasing to the eye…
Glass and steel make my heart go boom. The penis rings crafted from semi-precious stones arise curiosity – the black agate ring is on my must-have list. The silicon toys are phthalates free.
Have a look on the Luxotiq website and dream sweet dreams…
N.B.: according to a colleague of mine the anal plugs might need a cord. The base seems to look quite small, which could mean that there is a risk of the plug sliding in completely. I doubt it though, just decide for yourself.
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